My Pick Up Artist System
My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

RANK 302
4.5
342 Chapters 2.53M Views 3.97K Bookmarked Ongoing Status

My Pick Up Artist System novel is a popular light novel covering Magical Realism, Comedy, and Harem genres. Written by the Author SamsaraWithWords. 342 chapters have been translated and translations of other chapters are in progress.

Summary

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a professional standard.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

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A big shounen thank you for the anime/manga cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigamessy

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Comments on the novel chapters for the last week.

: 1 comment on Chapter 63: How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
: 2 comments on Chapter 14: Teasing
: 1 comment on Chapter 6: We're stuck in caveman bodies
: 1 comment on Chapter 164: PUA party
: 1 comment on Chapter 157: Ben's resume
  • thepusyexplorer

    umm, I read this novel around 3 months ago,...but let me give a description for who r starting this,...it's one the best R18 novel out there,...there are romance scenes,...full of comedy,...some real life philosophical knowledge and I dare say,...u will enjoy it...good luck

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  • Sin_of_Sloth

    Most memes dies a while ago at least the references hold up, I truly don't know why this novel isn't ranked higher, oh no wait I know, because the average reader of this website has the IQ of a peanut and likes overrated garbage more than anything in the world. Disliking anything that isn't the same Ol' Garbage ofc

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    • __xxGGxx__

      maybe because the extremely frecvent updates?

      Edited: 1mo
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  • Qianlong

    This novel has so many memes innit That I feel threatened as if someone is eyeing my 'Memelordship'

    Edited: 1mo
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  • M7TH1C

    Is there ntr? I hope not

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  • DuMuu

    Recommend me some funny novels similar to this please :)

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  • rashawnjamerson

    the thing that got me was "Have s.e.x with me. Do it!

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  • AtlasV

    For those wondering about the slow update. Author only writes for fun, he works in finance and is very focused on his main job. He said on the discord group that he'll write 1 chapter every 6 months atm. For fellow degenerates who love this novel like I do, I guess we just have to suck (hehe) it up.

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    • __xxGGxx__

      1 chap every 6 months??!??!is that even a word a day?/

      Edited: 1mo
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      • HAZYSTOMP

        No it's 1 word 2 days🗿🍷

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  • InnkO

    Hottest scene to me is probably 266 to 268. Don’t bother reading this for the plot, just look at the R18 chaps. It’s not getting updated anyways.

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  • ReadingMonarch

    IT'S BEEN 4 MONTHS!! WHERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER!!???

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  • dragonlord562

    This was funnier and more enjoyable than I expected though the last 50-80 chapters have definitely had me laughing less and regretting that the main character is so unnecessarily retarded. Doesn't change that I want more though

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