My Pick Up Artist System
My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

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My Pick Up Artist System novel is a popular light novel covering Magical Realism, Comedy, and Harem genres. Written by the Author SamsaraWithWords. 342 chapters have been translated and translations of other chapters are in progress.


"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a professional standard.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

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Comments on the novel chapters for the last week.

: 1 comment on Chapter 101: Ben the photographer
: 1 comment on Chapter 80: Choosing the divine pick up line
: 1 comment on Chapter 50: Neighborly love
: 1 comment on Chapter 49: First proper proper date
: 1 comment on Chapter 41: Lose the hair or lose your head
  • M7TH1C
    Reader KP:46

    Is there ntr? I hope not

    1 months ago Reply
  • DuMuu
    Reader KP:4

    Recommend me some funny novels similar to this please :)

    1 months ago Reply
  • rashawnjamerson
    Reader KP:28

    the thing that got me was "Have s.e.x with me. Do it!

    1 months ago Reply
  • AtlasV
    Reader KP:101

    For those wondering about the slow update. Author only writes for fun, he works in finance and is very focused on his main job. He said on the discord group that he'll write 1 chapter every 6 months atm. For fellow degenerates who love this novel like I do, I guess we just have to suck (hehe) it up.

    1 months ago Reply
  • InnkO
    Reader KP:608

    Hottest scene to me is probably 266 to 268. Don’t bother reading this for the plot, just look at the R18 chaps. It’s not getting updated anyways.

    2 months ago Reply
  • ReadingMonarch
    Reader KP:81


    2 months ago Reply
  • dragonlord562
    Reader KP:14

    This was funnier and more enjoyable than I expected though the last 50-80 chapters have definitely had me laughing less and regretting that the main character is so unnecessarily retarded. Doesn't change that I want more though

    2 months ago Reply
  • AllPurpose
    Reader KP:389

    Currently in chapter 32. So far it's interesting, it's slow pace and emphasize more on mc every little progress. Mc progress went from [trash] to [noob] in picking up girls.

    3 months ago Reply
  • Stuff1Do
    Reader KP:2471

    this is exceeding my expectations, was expecting to find either a hellspawn of horrible grammar with a terrible story or a mtl novel. instead I find a hillarious, self conscious and interesting story, at least enough for you to not drop at the earlier chapters

    3 months ago Reply
  • windoors2021
    Reader KP:0

    I will buy the next chapters! give link plzz))

    3 months ago Reply