My Wife is My Life!
Chapter 59: Lu Lixing, a single dog for 30 years, totally fails at understanding double meanings (4)

Title: In which the System Torments the Protagonists: My Wife is My Life!

Translator: Fuyu

Chapter 59 - Lu Lixing, a single dog for 30 years, totally fails at understanding double meanings (4)

If she was remembering correctly, this Gu Shaoyu was that lounge lizard that had played with the original owner. After he witnessed the original owner making threatening gestures at Shen Weiwei at some occasion, a strong desire to protect Shen Weiwei welled up in his heart. Not only did he kick the original owner to the side, he publicized that Ji Qingqing wasn't his girlfriend. He told everyone that she was merely a kept plaything. From that point on, he would become someone that silently protected Shen Weiwei from the shadows. He treated Shen Weiwei as if she was an empress. He was the ardently supporting male character.

Phooey!

Ji Qingqing went over to Lu Lixing. "Hubby, someone said he's going to get me blacklisted!" She loudly said towards the phone. "I'm so scared!"

-- "1 point has been added to your life. You currently have 17 hours to live."

Lu Lixing pushed her away. "Speak properly."

Ji Qingqing pouted.

The other side of the phone was silent too.

Five seconds later...

A blustering roar came. "Ji Qingqing, you licentious woman! We've only been broken up a few days and you already found another person?"

"Hubby, did you hear that? My ex-boyfriend said he's going to get me blacklisted!"

-- "1 point has been added to your life. You currently have 18 hours to live."

Lu Lixing's eyelids stirrred. "I heard."

"Hey, Gu Shaoyu, my hubby said he knows. I don't want my hubby to misunderstand me. Don't waste my time calling me in the future. Bye."

-- "2 points have been added to your life. You currently have 20 hours to live."

"Wait! Ji Qingqing, I don't care who your current sugar daddy is. You should ask around. Is there anyone on this side of the sea that won't back down when they hear my name? If I want to blacklist you, no one will be able to save you. I advise you to obediently withdraw your lawsuit. If you do that, I'll give you two endorsements and ten million. Don't bully Weiwei anymore. Do you understand?"

Some people had more money than sense.

"A paltry ten million? Do you think you're sending away a beggar? Back when Shen Weiwei was threatening to sue me, she was demanding twenty million yuan. Gu Shaoyu, if you're that poor, don't rush out to play an indignant hero saving a beauty. Right now, I have plenty of money. Go tell Shen Weiwei to just wait and see. I'll definitely sue her! No one can save her!"

After saying that, Ji Qingqing hung up the phone first.

With the evidence and reason on her side, Ji Qingqing wasn't scared of facing this issue.

The room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Ji Qingqing smiled at Lu Lixing, who was looking at her. "Did you hear that?"

Lu Lixing nodded.

Ji Qingqing expectantly looked at him. "Then can you use your mouth to solve this problem for me?"

"I can."

Ji Qingqing's smile hadn't faded from her face yet when she heard Lu Lixing meaningfully continue to say, "However, there's always give and take. Since you want me to use my mouth, then you have to use your mouth to repay me."

Ji Qingqing froze in surprise. In the blink of an eye, her face was flushed red. With angry eyes that showed she would rather die than be humiliated, she glared at Lu Lixing. Her eyes were burning with indignation.

“Shameless! Rogue!”

Lu Lixing: ???

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Lu Lixing, a single dog for 30 years, totally fails at understanding double meanings.